Adventures in Parenting
1. (cross reference to List #341.8D-Stuff I Never thought I'd See, cross reference to List #456J-Twists I Never Thought My Life Would Take, cross reference to List #97-Stuff I Never Thought I'd Find Myself Admitting Out Loud)
After watching two allegedly competent adults fumble about with it for about a half an hour...my four-year-old quickly and expertly assembled the breast pump. He then used it as a blaster and cleared out that troublesome nest of mecha-droids that had plagued our kitchen for so long.