CrackFic: Minions for Hire

[mamazano]

Minions for Hire. Enquire Within.

The sign was nailed on the tavern door.

Jack Sparrow turned to his quartermaster. “Right peculiar, wouldn’t you say, Mister Gibbs?”

“Aye, Cap’n.” Gibbs nodded. “A might too peculiar, if you ask me. Don’t bode well t’all, what with us mired in this unnatural fog.”

The town did indeed lay shrouded in a thick layer of

Comments

[mary684]

So, let me get this straight. If he steals this one and changes Jack's name to Steve, then who does he change Steve's name to? *befuddled* Heh heh.

My favorite part, you probably could have guessed:

Jack was being surprisingly quiet throughout the exchange. The women turned in amazement, their questions soon answered.

“She’s a whore, like any of us,” Giselle said, smacking his arm.

Jack stood open-mouthed, staring at one of the women seated with the other Captain. “She’s glowing,” he said in wonderment.

Oh, dear god, change the names any way you like, there is only one Jack Sparrow and that is him!

The Dandy Doxie? Okay, that's just wrong. On so many levels.

I do believe your pen, my darling, is mightier than his sword. Brava!

[mamazano]

Glad you liked it. Felt good to get it out of my system.

The glowing women should recognize themselves if they read this. Couldn't quite fit the "hottie that kicks ass" in here.

But there's always the sequel...

[veronica_rich]

From behind Barbossa, Will Turner stepped out, fingering the hilt of his sword. As if on cue, a lithesome young man stepped up to Captain Steve, as well, sword drawn. "What's in your head, boy?" Steve smirked at Will. "As you can see, Chad here's got a mean throwing arm, as well. Better'n yours, in fact."

Will smirked, not pulling his sword. He crossed the room to stand by Jack and put his hands on his hips. "As it happens, I don't need a sword to take you down." He lifted his chin toward Chad. "Cabin Boy Prettypants will do nicely

[porridgebird]

BWAHAHA!! The Turrow just makes it complete!

Well done!

[veronica_rich]

Everything goes better with Turrow.

[mamazano]

This is perfect! I love the addition, it certains caps the story and brings it to a satisfactory conclusion.

Just love this part:

Kidd nodded at Chad, and the younger man tightened his grip on his sword. "Anything you an' Sparrow can do, we can do better, I assure ye."

With a wink and a grin, Jack whirled to face Will, yanked him into his arms, and dipped him for a long, satisfying, deep-mouthed kiss with tongue.

Take that you story-stealing moron.

The sequel will have to be called "Ghostwriters in the Sky"...

[porridgebird]

Hee! Very nice :)

[mamazano]

It was fun to write.

And with v_r's addition, the story is complete!

[porridgebird]

Well see? What started out as an unpleasant situation wound up with a happy ending. A lurvely new fic (and... I suspect... more collaborative efforts in the future??)

Hope you don't mind, I recced this ;)

[mamazano]

Not at all! The more the merrier.

It needed to be said, and done.

[equilibrium44]

Wait! Stolen OCs?? I only 'borrowed'Pierre! Next thing you know he was following me home. Are you siccing (sicking?) Barbossa on me?!

Here! Pushing Pierre out the 'window' of my mind. Run back to mama, darlin'! Adieu!

[mamazano]

Nah. You asked to borrow Pierre. With permission. With every intention of giving him back.

I can see him preening himself though at the new name of the Pearl.

[pink_bagels]

Heheheheh...Love this :P. And with the new addition it's a fitting end to an unworthy rascal!

Dandy Doxie??? Dear God, with a name like that, it should have sunk out of port. Or, worse still, I'll bet he's fully decorated the place in pastels. I see Larry has her match and gasoline at the ready...

Great story!

[mamazano]

Go Larry!

Seriously, though, I'd keep an eye on this guy. Especially where it comes to Larry.

I am not making this up either. IT all happened, including the Dandy Doxie.