R I P mitch hedberg...
well, it isn't an april fools joke. mitch hedberg died yesterday. you know, the smacky the frog guy? yeah him. some news sites are saying that it was a heroin OD, others say heartattack. either way, it sucks. he was so funny.
so i will end this post with a few quotes from one of my favorite comics
once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.
I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
make god laugh mitch
so i will end this post with a few quotes from one of my favorite comics
once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.
I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
make god laugh mitch