lil sumpin for chad

Feb 08, 2005 11:28

ripped this off of forums, was thinking of you.

You dream about leveling up, when you awake you are slightly disapointed

You pass up sex because you are questing

You go to work where everyone plays wow and brag about your level 44 mage

You start saving up to have get cosmetic surgery for your Girlfriend so she looks like a night elf

You think what wonderful handles night elf ears would make

You see womeone wearing goggles so you stop them and ask for the flight path

You complain about the low poly church in your area

The realms go down every tuesday for like 6 hours, so you schedule your sleeping schedule around that

You call into work sick because you are in the middle fo a raid

You grab a feather off a bird and jump off a building hopeing to cast slowfall

You find a rock on the side of the road, put it in your pocket so you can auction it off later

You carrey a backback, a large sac, a small sac, and 2 other bags around with you at all times

Your account expires and you push an old lady out of your way to get the last prepaid gamecard at futureshop

Your wife says it's either me or wow, you say honey can you get me a drink, im about 30k from level

You are actually costing blizzard money in bandwidth because of your /played time

On christmas morning you skip opening gifts to play wow. Tell your significant other to open them for you and bring you any candy

You try to squeeze showers in while taking a griffen from stormwind to ironforge

You have a specific dance designated for when you get a blue drop

You get an epic drop and you have to change your underwear

You call home and make someone check your auctions when you are away

You buy gold off of ebay

You are guilty of one of the above

You are guilty of more then 1 of the above
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