Feb 08, 2005 11:28
ripped this off of forums, was thinking of you.
You dream about leveling up, when you awake you are slightly disapointed
You pass up sex because you are questing
You go to work where everyone plays wow and brag about your level 44 mage
You start saving up to have get cosmetic surgery for your Girlfriend so she looks like a night elf
You think what wonderful handles night elf ears would make
You see womeone wearing goggles so you stop them and ask for the flight path
You complain about the low poly church in your area
The realms go down every tuesday for like 6 hours, so you schedule your sleeping schedule around that
You call into work sick because you are in the middle fo a raid
You grab a feather off a bird and jump off a building hopeing to cast slowfall
You find a rock on the side of the road, put it in your pocket so you can auction it off later
You carrey a backback, a large sac, a small sac, and 2 other bags around with you at all times
Your account expires and you push an old lady out of your way to get the last prepaid gamecard at futureshop
Your wife says it's either me or wow, you say honey can you get me a drink, im about 30k from level
You are actually costing blizzard money in bandwidth because of your /played time
On christmas morning you skip opening gifts to play wow. Tell your significant other to open them for you and bring you any candy
You try to squeeze showers in while taking a griffen from stormwind to ironforge
You have a specific dance designated for when you get a blue drop
You get an epic drop and you have to change your underwear
You call home and make someone check your auctions when you are away
You buy gold off of ebay
You are guilty of one of the above
You are guilty of more then 1 of the above