septoplasty WHOO!

May 10, 2005 22:42

in approximately 12 hours i will go under the knife.

the sheet i signed today says there's a chance i'll...
1. get a horrible scar on my face
2. become paralyzed
3. lose a limb
4. die
5. go into a coma
6. have a successful operation

i don't know about you guys but i'm pulling for number 6. whoo!

i don't really understand how numbers 2 and 3 could happen since i'm getting nose surgery but the sheet said it was a possibility.

i welcome any visitors with open arms over the next week or so. unless i don't like you. i shouldn't even have to say that.

if options 4 or 5 rear their ugly face, let it be known that i love all of you. except if i don't like you. i shouldn't even have to say that.
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