billy banks=dr.evil

Apr 27, 2004 12:25

this morning i discovered the end to humanity. i stumbled upon the secret that will be the demise of everything we know.

i woke up and turned on my television and what i saw sent a chill through my body. there was about 200 people on an infomercial doing tae bo with billy banks leading them all. that's when it hit me.

BILLY BANKS IS USING TAE BO TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

he is building an army out of the formerly obese citizens of america and will lead them a revolution to take over the world. he wins their devotion by helping them to loose hundreds of pounds and teaches them karate in the meantime. pretty soon, they will be indestructible. we are all doomed.

i blame television. pinky and brain, austin powers. they took it too far
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