watch me walk away
A Brilliant Thought: what if they made orgasms in a box? and you could buy them at your local grocery store or some shit. you could buy them and wrap them up and give them to people for christmas, and just watch them open the box and immediately be overwhelmed by an extreme sense of pleasure. you could give your teacher an orgasm in exchange for a good grade or you boss an orgasm for a day off. that's how you create peace on earth. harness the orgasm and market it. i would buy economy packs in bulk. you know sam's would have that shit.
so in between all of the fun today, i was lonely for about an hour. so i decided to take an IQ test to remind myself of how smart i am and put myself in a good mood. this is when my mind drew a conclusion:
"Arrogance is like prego porn. Its the shit by yourself, but once your friends find out you have it, they stop hanging out with you."
and the record plays on.
so in between all of the fun today, i was lonely for about an hour. so i decided to take an IQ test to remind myself of how smart i am and put myself in a good mood. this is when my mind drew a conclusion:
"Arrogance is like prego porn. Its the shit by yourself, but once your friends find out you have it, they stop hanging out with you."
and the record plays on.