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i'm such a fuck-up. listen to this shit that happened to me...
so i'm in math class. at the beginning of class everyone announces to the class what problems they didn't understand on their homework and then we all try to work them out together. its a brilliant teaching strategy really because my teacher gets to just sit and play solitaire and use the excuse that we're learning problem solving skills. so i needed number 6 from the homework and i walked to the front of the classroom to say "i need number 6" . i stood in front of the entire class and looked directly at all of their silent faces and for some damned reason i said,
"i need sex."
all of them just stared at me amazed. they all looked really confused but at the same time really amused. my teacher looked at me like she couldn't believe what i said and mathew was laughing so hard i thought he was gonna die. so i just wrote number 6 on the board, turned around, and walked back to my desk. i will never hear the end of it.
so i'm in math class. at the beginning of class everyone announces to the class what problems they didn't understand on their homework and then we all try to work them out together. its a brilliant teaching strategy really because my teacher gets to just sit and play solitaire and use the excuse that we're learning problem solving skills. so i needed number 6 from the homework and i walked to the front of the classroom to say "i need number 6" . i stood in front of the entire class and looked directly at all of their silent faces and for some damned reason i said,
"i need sex."
all of them just stared at me amazed. they all looked really confused but at the same time really amused. my teacher looked at me like she couldn't believe what i said and mathew was laughing so hard i thought he was gonna die. so i just wrote number 6 on the board, turned around, and walked back to my desk. i will never hear the end of it.