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[mamanesnes]

i felt like such douchebag today!! u know how im always saying "your mom" as a response to everything? welll i def said it to the wrong person today! Ann walks into work today and she goes "so what are we having for lunch today?" and i go "your mom!" of course. i noticed that it waz kinda quiet after i said that...come to find out her mom had passed away years ago!! i apologized but still felt like a dumbass!!! ooo that's not it....then when i'm leaving work, i see Sharon (the co-owner of nalls) standing outside yellin at a squirrel. i waz like "what are you yellin at?" and she goes "this squirells been sittin here making noises at something, there isn't even anything there" and i go "o maybe it's you.....yea i gotta go" my ass is gettin fired for sure!
i'm pretty sure i failed the bio exam....but i do, however now know the how the blood travels through the heart thanx to a diry acronym that my co workers helped me come up with....
She Rides The Reddish Purple Penis Like a Pro Letting Men Leer At her Ass! worked like a charm!