Princess Camp?!
I just got the following in an email from a local parents' group:Pretty Princess Camp
July 20th - 23rd - 9:30am-1pm
Ages 3 1/2 - 6
Cost: $99
For little girls who just love to be princesses! We will learn about different princesses and how to walk, talk and dance like one! Students will also get to make a craft to bring home each day (like a beautiful tiara!) Please bring a snack each day because we will be having a tea party at the end of each day. Students enrolled in this program must be toilet trained.
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?? How to walk, talk, and dance like a princess?! Why not just teach my daughter how to bind her feet and keep her eyes on the floor while you're at it? Christ on a pogo stick.
July 20th - 23rd - 9:30am-1pm
Ages 3 1/2 - 6
Cost: $99
For little girls who just love to be princesses! We will learn about different princesses and how to walk, talk and dance like one! Students will also get to make a craft to bring home each day (like a beautiful tiara!) Please bring a snack each day because we will be having a tea party at the end of each day. Students enrolled in this program must be toilet trained.
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?? How to walk, talk, and dance like a princess?! Why not just teach my daughter how to bind her feet and keep her eyes on the floor while you're at it? Christ on a pogo stick.