Apr 11, 2007 12:36
Hiya fellow cyper gossip mongers :) Tis I, the proud mother of the Sith Lord Gryphon, and this is another story of his exploits.
Gryphon's current mania is dinosaurs. They are all he talks about(except for a 72 hours period where we were all ninja turtles)and it would seem that dinosaurs are not extinct like all those so called "scientists" would have us believe. Whoa is us. Thats right folks, they are everywhere. Standing on street corners, under tables, behind doors and sometimes on the ceiling. Case in point, I am standing in my bathroom fixing my hair for work when, out of the corner of my eye, I see one of my claw clips poke around the door frame. It is hovering about 2 feet off the ground snapping at me and growling. Then it goes away. Moments later my son appears in the exact same spot with this totally stunned look on his face. He says to me, "Did you see that?", "It was a DINOSAUR!". Then he runs off. I blink. I watch the doorway for a few more seconds to see if anything else is gonna happen. When nothing does I continue with my routine. I have my hands full of my own hair which is partially french-braided when I hear my sons battle cry(yes, he has a battle cry, its quite impressive really). I turn just in time to see Gryphon run past the doorway with one of his plastic swords held over his head. Seconds pass and he runs back by in the exact same manner. There is some shouting and then everything goes quiet. I stand still and listen for about 3 whole minutes and am just deciding to go and check on him when he staggers(literally, staggers, the kids theatrics are truly top notch)back into the doorway. He is dragging his sword on the ground and breathing all hard. He looks up at me, slumps against the door frame and says, "its ok now, I got it". I gave him a big hug and some M&M's for saving me.
this is the mama,
over and out