Can I beat you now or later?
The urge to kill someone here is rising steadily...
First we have the dogs. They are doing better but we still have scuffles over treats, food, and toys. Mainly cause Iroh thinks everything is his. I keep having to chase him down and pry things away to give to Toph.
I also have problems with Toph. She doesn't listen to me and I have to drag her to get her to move. Mainly I believe cause Iroh is practically humping my leg whenever I call Toph. This makes me frustrated.
Secondly, AJ is starting to get in the tantrum and talk back deal. I hear "NO!" alot more and he throws a fit when he doesn't get his way. I'm trying to be tolerant cause he's getting molars in. However he NEEDS to stop grunting for everything and use his words...this brings me to the third problem...
Mike.
I keep telling him don't give AJ anything unless he uses his words. It's not rocket science. Just listen for say "Milk" and "Please". Then you give it to him! Don't frickin jump up the minute he whines and give it to him! I don't care whatever the hell your doing on your damn computer! Maybe you should leave the games that require 100% attention till AFTER AJ GOES TO BED!
Then of course there is Mike's damn whining. It's always in roughly the same context.
1. What am I doing all day? The house is a mess. When am I gonna clean out that spare room (which he said he would help me with on a weekend) so we can start using it as a giant closet?
2. When am I gonna talk to so and so? Did I send them pictures we don't have? I need to do that. Nevermind that these are people that are HIS friends. I don't talk to them really. I'm sorry if I'm a bit busy. How about you take that time you spend at work playing video games your not suppose to be and send them a picture? I know you have some on that computer there!
3. NOTE MAY BE TMI FOR SOME. When am I gonna get laid? Nevermind that I stay up till 1 am every night making sure he get his damn back scratched. Heaven forbid he get off the fuckin computer at 11 instead of 12 so I can get 6 hours of sleep instead of 4-5. I'm exhausted! By the time 12 rolls around I've been up since 7:30 (usually) and by then I'm fucking tired! I've been chasing kids (both furry and non) all day, then cleaning, then make dinner and listen to him whine how it's never ready when he gets home. It has been medically proven that excessive stress = lack of sex. Go jump on your damn websites, the internet is for porn after all. Obviously if you need to watch said porn before snuggling up to me, I must be a real bitch. OH FUCKING WELL!
WTB escape...
If Mike hadn't been planning a day (and night I might add) out with his boys for this Saturday. I would happily tell him to go screw and watch the kids. I am however trying not to be a complete bitch since he's been planning this for over a month.
I can almost see the arguement now. He'd be like "You got to go out Tuesday night!"
I ran out to find a DRESS. I'm the maid of honor in a wedding that happens November 26th. I'm already paying out the nose for rush charges because of the short notice. I had to wait for MIKE to fucking be ok enough to watch AJ so I could go even! He did not understand this concept. 2 YEAR OLD IN A BRIDAL SHOP! Yes this is a wonderful idea while I'm trying to squeeze into dresses and get an idea of what the hell they look like on me. Have a child with who is prone to grabbing things and pulling and running off. FUCKTARD!
I'm going to fucking explode....
On a completely unrelated note. What is everyone doing next Saturday? Joel is gonna be in the area and we were thinking gaming. I almost forgot about it completely and right about now I REALLY need other people about.
You get to see the puppy if you come. ^_^
First we have the dogs. They are doing better but we still have scuffles over treats, food, and toys. Mainly cause Iroh thinks everything is his. I keep having to chase him down and pry things away to give to Toph.
I also have problems with Toph. She doesn't listen to me and I have to drag her to get her to move. Mainly I believe cause Iroh is practically humping my leg whenever I call Toph. This makes me frustrated.
Secondly, AJ is starting to get in the tantrum and talk back deal. I hear "NO!" alot more and he throws a fit when he doesn't get his way. I'm trying to be tolerant cause he's getting molars in. However he NEEDS to stop grunting for everything and use his words...this brings me to the third problem...
Mike.
I keep telling him don't give AJ anything unless he uses his words. It's not rocket science. Just listen for say "Milk" and "Please". Then you give it to him! Don't frickin jump up the minute he whines and give it to him! I don't care whatever the hell your doing on your damn computer! Maybe you should leave the games that require 100% attention till AFTER AJ GOES TO BED!
Then of course there is Mike's damn whining. It's always in roughly the same context.
1. What am I doing all day? The house is a mess. When am I gonna clean out that spare room (which he said he would help me with on a weekend) so we can start using it as a giant closet?
2. When am I gonna talk to so and so? Did I send them pictures we don't have? I need to do that. Nevermind that these are people that are HIS friends. I don't talk to them really. I'm sorry if I'm a bit busy. How about you take that time you spend at work playing video games your not suppose to be and send them a picture? I know you have some on that computer there!
3. NOTE MAY BE TMI FOR SOME. When am I gonna get laid? Nevermind that I stay up till 1 am every night making sure he get his damn back scratched. Heaven forbid he get off the fuckin computer at 11 instead of 12 so I can get 6 hours of sleep instead of 4-5. I'm exhausted! By the time 12 rolls around I've been up since 7:30 (usually) and by then I'm fucking tired! I've been chasing kids (both furry and non) all day, then cleaning, then make dinner and listen to him whine how it's never ready when he gets home. It has been medically proven that excessive stress = lack of sex. Go jump on your damn websites, the internet is for porn after all. Obviously if you need to watch said porn before snuggling up to me, I must be a real bitch. OH FUCKING WELL!
WTB escape...
If Mike hadn't been planning a day (and night I might add) out with his boys for this Saturday. I would happily tell him to go screw and watch the kids. I am however trying not to be a complete bitch since he's been planning this for over a month.
I can almost see the arguement now. He'd be like "You got to go out Tuesday night!"
I ran out to find a DRESS. I'm the maid of honor in a wedding that happens November 26th. I'm already paying out the nose for rush charges because of the short notice. I had to wait for MIKE to fucking be ok enough to watch AJ so I could go even! He did not understand this concept. 2 YEAR OLD IN A BRIDAL SHOP! Yes this is a wonderful idea while I'm trying to squeeze into dresses and get an idea of what the hell they look like on me. Have a child with who is prone to grabbing things and pulling and running off. FUCKTARD!
I'm going to fucking explode....
On a completely unrelated note. What is everyone doing next Saturday? Joel is gonna be in the area and we were thinking gaming. I almost forgot about it completely and right about now I REALLY need other people about.
You get to see the puppy if you come. ^_^