Merry Cristmas . . .
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave reasonablysunny a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I bought porn for x_a (10 points). Last month on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July special_jess and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-981 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mama_tembo