Conversation at Work Today
Me: we might want to get pest control in the office for some maintenance, that is the second quarter-sized spider I have seen in the past two days. I don't work well with large eight-legged creatures.
Boss: maybe one of them will bite you and make you into superwoman
Me: you obviously don't read comic books
Boss: only nerds read comic books
...later on...
Boss: i can't stand your computer (which for reference is the only ergo-keyboard in the office), why can't you have a normal keyboard on this thing...
Me: because I am a nerd, and now you have nerd-cooties
(I win for getting the last word in, even though I think I am more geek than nerd)
Boss: maybe one of them will bite you and make you into superwoman
Me: you obviously don't read comic books
Boss: only nerds read comic books
...later on...
Boss: i can't stand your computer (which for reference is the only ergo-keyboard in the office), why can't you have a normal keyboard on this thing...
Me: because I am a nerd, and now you have nerd-cooties
(I win for getting the last word in, even though I think I am more geek than nerd)