The blood of zese whores is killink me.
Shawna and I are watching John Carpenter's Vampires.
M: This is not my day. Fucking Trent Reznor goes down on me, gives me an STD that turns me into a vampire...
S: And now I have to hang out with a Baldwin. I feel dirty.
S: Oh shit, he just killed his Mexican cleaning lady!
M: It really IS Trent Reznor.*
S: I buy Laura Palmer as a freaking-out hooker. Twin Peaks gave her years of experience.
S: Hi, I'm the monk that catches on fire!
* - It's a longstanding gag that Trent recorded his cleaning lady while making Sunspots and was too lazy to edit it out. Listen and you'll never unhear it.
M: This is not my day. Fucking Trent Reznor goes down on me, gives me an STD that turns me into a vampire...
S: And now I have to hang out with a Baldwin. I feel dirty.
S: Oh shit, he just killed his Mexican cleaning lady!
M: It really IS Trent Reznor.*
S: I buy Laura Palmer as a freaking-out hooker. Twin Peaks gave her years of experience.
S: Hi, I'm the monk that catches on fire!
* - It's a longstanding gag that Trent recorded his cleaning lady while making Sunspots and was too lazy to edit it out. Listen and you'll never unhear it.