Nov 16, 2003 14:13
today, while i was ice skating, i saw an attractive girl. i now realized that i am a lesbian. there is a great urge to grasp the woman in my hands and kiss her passionatlely with my tongue. Her hands will slide up to my breasts and rubb my nipples between her fingertips. :) She will slowly take off my shirt and bra... wait, i wasnt wearing a bra. anyways, once i am topless, she will suck on my nipples and rub my crotch while my hands will undo her shirt as well. This particular woman is wearing a skirt, which makes things ten times better for me. ;) Oh, and this person has a name as well. Her name is Emily Isabel Rousseau who is 16 with long dark hair and whose pants always fall off, which makes things way better. Anywho, back to my fantasy, with me in my pants and skates, and Emily in her skirt and skates, we lie on the cool ice and catch sne. Then things get ten times better, which actually is one hundred times better from the beginning, because emily was wearing a skirt, and that was already ten times better. so ten times ten is a hundred. theres my proof. anywho, after i am lying on the ice with Emily, Brandon comes in. He is black, which makes his penis about two times bigger than a racoons. As he walks over to us, smiling, he slips on the ice and falls on his neck and breaks it and dies. but i was okay with it, becuase then tom walked in. he knew how to ice skate, so he didnt fall. but then a giant naked black man who escaped from the nearest prison and dropped his wallet. Tom, not realizing what he is doing, picked up the wallet. Taking his first chance, the giant naked black man who escaped from the nearest prison, grabbed tom and took him away. I noticed all of this while having hot passionate sex with Emily. Emily is a good lover. I told her so. Just now. She was laughing, and lying in Andrew's bed. But so are a bunch of other guys, so it wasnt that good. Back to the ice rink, Emily was spreading her legs and i crouched between them. Then Tom came back, walking with an effort because a twelve inch penis was just shoved up his ass, came over to me and emily, and said, "My bum hurts." I said, "want me to make you feel better?" Tom smiles and says, "That would be great." I pulled out a whistle and blew on it. Then the giant naked black man came back and took him away. Tom was screaming, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" We never saw tom again. Then Andrew came in, and he slipped on the ice again and fell on his butt. Then he said, "My bum hurts, can you fix it Patty?" I said, "Okay!" I took the same whistle and blew it. Then a gorgeous hot sexy blonde named Tim, whose a transvestite, came over and blew another whistle. Then a giant naked black man came out with a dead corps that had a really big anal hole, and looked very similar to tom, grabbed andrew, and said, "Does your bum hurt?" in a very deep blackish voice. Andrew said, "Not anymore," and ran away. Tim the transvestite said, "are you done with those dead bodies?" as he pointed at the dead white boy and the dead brandon. I said, "yes," and Tim jumped with joy and took them away. There was silent sex, only tim the transvestite was heard. maybe because the other dead bodies were dead and dont talk or scream. Anyway, I was tired of the giant naked black man who escaped from the nearest prison, whose name was Big Willy, and I took a shotgun and killed him. Andrew seeing that the coast was clear, came out and had a threesome with me and emily. the end.