Meme!

[malvino]

Stolen from Kelemvor

"If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Post this in your own journal after replying and see what crimes are you accused of."

Comments

[malvino]

What on earth is going on with those toes? His middle one isn't even longer than his big toe!

[malvino]

Long toes are a sign of intelligence, and wisdom, and royalty. Well known fact.

[kelemvor]

Drunk in charge of a moustache.

[hellison]

Can't be theft if you're in a cop car, because then it wouldn't have been a clean steal and surely THAT could never happen!

Civil disobedience of some sort perhaps. Or indecent exposure of various body parts up to and including toes.

Or just falling asleep somewhere you shouldn't have :p

[tiny_eri]

You accidentally got a bodypart stuck in something and someone mistook you for a pervert because you were lubricating with butter whilst spending a long time outside their house.

[being_here]

You would obviously be a political prisoner

[malvino]

Could be closer than you think.. my novel is taking a turn for the subvsersive.

[being_here]

Oddly that doesn't surprise me at all.