To whom it may concern...
Copying the convention being used at certain papers and at The Economist, here are some 'letters' to a few people, starting with a greeting that you don't see much any more.
~o~
Letter to the hollywood powers that be...
Dear Sir, Thank you for the best laugh I got all week. This poster brings back horrible memories of a date I went on. We watched the second movie. My date ended up being an idiot. An idiot who was somewhat attractive but ended up being a dunce. Still the thought of fourth movie in this franchise amuses me to no end.
~o~
Letter to ESPN
Dear Sir, It is currently -24 celcius in Chicago. That believe it or not is not the coldest temperature in the history of the world. In fact it was -22 celcius this morning here in Toronto. Please stop acting like you are risking life and limb by sitting there broadcasting a football game.
~o~
Letter to Steven Speilberg
Dear Sir, stop kissing the rear end of the Chinese government by writing a gushing article in Time about the Olympic opening ceremonies. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
~o~
Letter to Subway restaurant
Dear Sir, I will take matters into my own hands if I have to watch 1 more of your Monkey Sub commercials. I swear I will.
~o~
Letter to
Dear Sir, the product "Tow Truck in a Box" is maybe the dumbest thing ever. And trust me I know dumb ideas, I have had a few.
~o~
Letter to the editors of Glamour Magazine
Dear Madam, I saw your magazine while at the checkout at Wallmart. I have a question for you.
Do you really think people don't know what the answer to that sex question is? Or are men not supposed to be answering this question? Because I think we all would give the same answer.
~o~
Okay enough of that silliness.
Anyways to those of my wonderful flist who may be traveling tomorrow or just may not be online in the next few days let me take this opportunity to wish you A Merry Christmas or simply just a very nice Holiday season. Be safe, be happy and be merry. I really am glad that you are part of my online life.
~o~
Letter to the hollywood powers that be...
Dear Sir, Thank you for the best laugh I got all week. This poster brings back horrible memories of a date I went on. We watched the second movie. My date ended up being an idiot. An idiot who was somewhat attractive but ended up being a dunce. Still the thought of fourth movie in this franchise amuses me to no end.
~o~
Letter to ESPN
Dear Sir, It is currently -24 celcius in Chicago. That believe it or not is not the coldest temperature in the history of the world. In fact it was -22 celcius this morning here in Toronto. Please stop acting like you are risking life and limb by sitting there broadcasting a football game.
~o~
Letter to Steven Speilberg
Dear Sir, stop kissing the rear end of the Chinese government by writing a gushing article in Time about the Olympic opening ceremonies. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
~o~
Letter to Subway restaurant
Dear Sir, I will take matters into my own hands if I have to watch 1 more of your Monkey Sub commercials. I swear I will.
~o~
Letter to
Dear Sir, the product "Tow Truck in a Box" is maybe the dumbest thing ever. And trust me I know dumb ideas, I have had a few.
~o~
Letter to the editors of Glamour Magazine
Dear Madam, I saw your magazine while at the checkout at Wallmart. I have a question for you.
Do you really think people don't know what the answer to that sex question is? Or are men not supposed to be answering this question? Because I think we all would give the same answer.
~o~
Okay enough of that silliness.
Anyways to those of my wonderful flist who may be traveling tomorrow or just may not be online in the next few days let me take this opportunity to wish you A Merry Christmas or simply just a very nice Holiday season. Be safe, be happy and be merry. I really am glad that you are part of my online life.