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[malus_animus]

Where am I.

Who are you people.

I hate toasters.

Who are you people. Tell me about you. Make this interesting. Don't make me investigate myself.

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[absolut_ego]

You're here!

I'm me!

I hate waffle-irons!

I'm crazy!

Oh wait, no I'm not, I'm just making fun of you. D:

[malus_animus]

Further validating the ignorance.

[absolut_ego]

I hadn't noticed any ignorance. Or maybe I'm just too ignorant to see it. And too ignorant to care.

Woe. D:

[malus_animus]

So glad you can admit it.

[absolut_ego]

Only if the ignorance you meant was your own toward sarcasm. Where can I find a good argument around here?

[malus_animus]

Aw, you obviously don't know sarcasm yourself. Pity, and here I had such high hopes for you.

[absolut_ego]

So sorry to shatter your dreams. D: D: D:

Maybe I'll work on it if you answer my question.

[malus_animus]

You broke my poor heart.

Question.

[absolut_ego]

Aww, poor baby. Need a band-aid?

Right, question. The statement where I wondered whether you knew about where I could find a good argument around here. It had a little squiggly line with a dot called a "question mark" at the end of it, if you hadn't noticed. That makes it a "question." Ever heard of one?

Oh wait, that was another question, that doesn't work! D:

[malus_animus]

I think so, mommy.

Apparently I haven't. Teach me, nidan, as you seem so wise.

The paradox.

[absolut_ego]

Suck it up, wuss.

Oh, but I just don't have the time. So many eager students, so few hours of my esteemed and dignified life! Get in line.

Did I break your mind? D: