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[malus_animus]

Where am I.

Who are you people.

I hate toasters.

Who are you people. Tell me about you. Make this interesting. Don't make me investigate myself.

Comments

[ex_janvalent852]

Jan Valentine lab-made vampire ex-hired gun fuckin loves cats fuckin hates Hellsing and Millennium eats junkfood can't get a date joined the Shinsengumi and has little purple unicorns for roommates.

And you are?

[malus_animus]

Explain Hellsing, and Shinsengumi.

An interested individual.

[ex_janvalent852]

Hellsing are nothing but a bunch of fuckin assholes the Shinsengumi are the local police force that just got put together.

[malus_animus]

So, they're sects of individuals. Why do you loathe them so?

[ex_janvalent852]

Hellsing is vampire hunters nuff said.

[malus_animus]

...I see. How old are you?

[ex_janvalent852]

Human-wise 26 vampire-wise really fuckin young cause I haven't lived a full lifetime yet so yeah I'm of legal age to be in bars and porno stores.

[malus_animus]

Pity. I would have almost believed you closer to my level than the others.

But that's alright. We'll work on that. There's promise there.

[ex_janvalent852]

I dunno what exactly you're talkin about but it's soundin like you wanna be firends so yeah ok and if I'm wrong oh the fuck well that's life.

[malus_animus]

I don't do friends. I do apprenticeships.

[ex_janvalent852]

You want me as a apprentice??!!

[malus_animus]

Is this an issue?

[ex_janvalent852]

Isn't that something you do with orphan kids?

[hercount]

This mewling little creature has the power to burn himself to death. That is all.

It failed as a human and fails even more as a vampire. It blames its problems on others.

I suggest you put it out of your misery.

[malus_animus]

Who gives such advice.

[hercount]

I do.