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[malus_animus]

Where am I.

Who are you people.

I hate toasters.

Who are you people. Tell me about you. Make this interesting. Don't make me investigate myself.

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[45redemption]

I'm the gingerbread man.

Who the fuck are you.

[malus_animus]

Prince Henkerdiddypluck.

[45redemption]

You're a fag, aren't you?

[malus_animus]

Yes. Of course. Watch me strut around, allowing my hormones to melee with those of the same gender.

Sickening.

[45redemption]

In fucking english, dipshit.

[malus_animus]

"I will light you on fire and drag your flaming corpse down the street behind my Mercedes, you assuming little fucktard."

[45redemption]

Oh, now see...You had to get nasty. Here I thought we coulda been the best of friends.

[malus_animus]

Sorry to disappoint you. I know how that must break your heart.

[45redemption]

It does. I just might whine and wibble forever.

[malus_animus]

As you well should.

[45redemption]

You're just a heartbreaker. What can I say.