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Sep 16, 2004 18:59

just thought i'd add some funnies to maybe make someone laugh!

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

yea..i'm done cuz i'm too lazy to read anymore..so thats enough of my painfully dumb lil quote things!
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