I gave birth...to a computer!
Name: Devin's mom's new computer
Parent: Devin Jay Hoffman
Weight: Motherboard including heatsinc, a good 7 lbs.
Interesting facts: I removed the processor heatsinc tape thinking the entire thing was plastic, when it turned out to be the whole fucking square of foil. I think I'm going to have to go to the store and buy some more paste, because its all crinkly. I'm a moron!