Absolute Genius!
Jonah wrote me some lyrics today, which are freakin' hilarious! And I think I should post them for all to see, because I am officially turning it into a song. It will be a #1 hit and it will be on all the big radio stations.. you see. You just wait. And you'll see.
"TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE"
DON'T BE STRESSED
DON'T BE DEPRESSED
DON'T BE SAD
DON'T BE MAD THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND
ISN'T HOTTER THAN YOUR DAD
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DONT TRY TO DENY
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DONT CRY ON IT
MALORY MALORY
JUST ISN'T BURNING ONE CALORIE
SITTING THERE
IN HER PENSKE CHAIR
PISSED OFF AT THAT WHORE AND THE REST
ALL STRESSED AND DEPRESSED
WHATS YOUR PAY PER HOUR
10 DOLLAR SHE CRIES
SHE WANTS MORE TO GAIN SOME POWER
15 DOLLAR SHE CRIES
MALORY MALORY
JUST ISN'T BURING ONE CALORIE
SITTING THERE
IN HER PENSKE CHAIR
PISSED OFF AT THAT WHORE AND THE REST
ALL STRESSED AND DEPRESSED
WE ALL GET BORED AT WORK
SOMETIMES LIFE IS A JERK
JUST TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
O YEAH
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
OOOO YEEEAAHH
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
"TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE"
DON'T BE STRESSED
DON'T BE DEPRESSED
DON'T BE SAD
DON'T BE MAD THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND
ISN'T HOTTER THAN YOUR DAD
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DONT TRY TO DENY
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DONT CRY ON IT
MALORY MALORY
JUST ISN'T BURNING ONE CALORIE
SITTING THERE
IN HER PENSKE CHAIR
PISSED OFF AT THAT WHORE AND THE REST
ALL STRESSED AND DEPRESSED
WHATS YOUR PAY PER HOUR
10 DOLLAR SHE CRIES
SHE WANTS MORE TO GAIN SOME POWER
15 DOLLAR SHE CRIES
MALORY MALORY
JUST ISN'T BURING ONE CALORIE
SITTING THERE
IN HER PENSKE CHAIR
PISSED OFF AT THAT WHORE AND THE REST
ALL STRESSED AND DEPRESSED
WE ALL GET BORED AT WORK
SOMETIMES LIFE IS A JERK
JUST TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
O YEAH
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
OOOO YEEEAAHH
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE
TRY NOT TO STAB EVERYONE