1. Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc.) (I'm using my favorite nickname, not my LJ name, cause it's shorter)
c= 3
u= 21
p= 16
c= 3
a= 1
k= 11
e= 5
2. Add all the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
60
3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.
6
4. Find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.
5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
hugs
6. Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page.
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Cupcake says:
I'm listening to this book on cd. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
Cupcake says:
It's incredible.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Really?
Cupcake says:
The movie is utter trash in comparison. I'm so in love with this, about 6 chapters in, that I plan on stopping by the bookstore after work today to pick up an actual copy of it
MdrnDayMercutio says:
That's awesome
Cupcake says:
Yeah.
Cupcake says:
On a side note, this book is nonfiction. But you wouldn't think it was. It's eye-opening to realize that people such as the people this author met in Savannah actually exist. And they're all so damn charming. It's great.
Cupcake says:
Secretary went on her lunch break
Cupcake says:
I now must take her calls for a half an hour
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Maggie Gyllenhall?
Cupcake says:
bah. here's one now
Cupcake says:
Heh. That would be much more interesting than answering phones actually is
Cupcake says:
If I could do it like she does in Secretary. Or if our secretary was like that.
Cupcake says:
Of course, then I think of our boss being like James Spader's character
Cupcake says:
And that is a potentially damaging place for my mind to be
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOL
Cupcake says:
I have an inexplicable urge to watch the movie Secretary. No idea where that came from.
Cupcake says:
I almost bought it used at FYE. 10 bucks. Should have. I adore that flick.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
I've never seen it. I just know the basics.
Cupcake says:
Yeah. Who doesn't. The "basics" of a movie like that are almost as intriguing as the movie itself.
Cupcake says:
I'm a big fan of new takes on the standard love story
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Heh.
Cupcake says:
Which is why I liked Intolerable Cruelty more than most people
MdrnDayMercutio says:
I do want to see it though.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
I haven't seen that either. I rule.
Cupcake says:
It was interesting to see a sort of love story, where the two main characters were completely skeevy and deceptively charming.
Cupcake says:
Unsympathetic bastards.
Cupcake says:
Who were perfect for eachother. It was sweet. ;)
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Heh
Cupcake says:
And I liked that the Coen brothers never tried to make you feel sympathetic toward them
Cupcake says:
My biggest problem with a lot of movies is the fact that they put these horribly unsympathic characters into life-altering drastic situations, to try to get you to feel sorry for them.
Cupcake says:
Like Phone Booth. Blarg.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Crap. I just played my game too good and now it's harder.
Cupcake says:
I am madly in love with this story! Damn.
Cupcake says:
What game?
Cupcake says:
I want to have Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil's babies. I dunno how it'll work but screw the skeptics.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
SSB:M... which I've been playing non-stop because I'm anal and must unlock and complete everything
Cupcake says:
Hee.
Cupcake says:
I still haven't played that
MdrnDayMercutio says:
You can do anything you want, if you just put your mind to it.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Although i don't think the people who said that ever considered having a stories children.
Cupcake says:
They were narrow-minded
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOLHola
Cupcake says:
LOL
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOL was too you...
Cupcake says:
I dunno what that was but it was funny
Cupcake says:
Everytime I say lol now, I'm gonna say lolhola
Cupcake says:
and laugh and laugh
Cupcake says:
I wanna talk to Debbie!
Cupcake says:
Who's Debbie?
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Okay. Melanie had an uptight for too religious friends Sarah, who I wants told, while she was very angery with me, that she needed to go out and get laid and let off some steam.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Her little sister.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Who adores me because I'm hilarious
Cupcake says:
my god that sentence is kiling me
Cupcake says:
my life force is slowly being pulled from every force. I don't have much time left for this world.
Cupcake says:
It's getting so dark ..
Cupcake says:
force=pore
Cupcake says:
goddamn typos.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Your life pore?
Cupcake says:
no, every pore
MdrnDayMercutio says:
For should be far...
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Jesus that sentence is riddled with typos.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
I hate me
Cupcake says:
I'm still confused.
Cupcake says:
hehe. Don't hate you.
Cupcake says:
It's killing me, but it's okay.
Cupcake says:
Cause it's also funny
Cupcake says:
I might be having an aneurysm
MdrnDayMercutio says:
for = far friends = friend wants = once
Cupcake says:
can't ... stop ... laughing
MdrnDayMercutio says:
This is why I need to shut down my brain.
Cupcake says:
Now people are asking me from surrounding cubicles, what the hell is so funny
MdrnDayMercutio says:
(blush)
Cupcake says:
And the more I try to stop giggling, the harder I laugh
Cupcake says:
It started with the typos but I have no idea why it's escalated to this
Cupcake says:
Phew. That felt nice.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
You're welcome
Cupcake says:
:)
Cupcake says:
wait, so what did that have to do with Debbie?
Cupcake says:
People never say their name clearly on the telephone
Cupcake says:
The one goddamn piece of information I actually need from them
Cupcake says:
"Who called?" "I have no fucking clue. Could be bob, could be persephone."
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOL
Cupcake says:
The phone rang once and then died.
Cupcake says:
That's what it should always do
Cupcake says:
Just cut off anyone trying to call in. Ever.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOL
Cupcake says:
For some really strange reason, I just pictured this phone having some kind of cage match/ fight to the death with the president's bitch phone (you have an incoming call, you have an incoming call ... )
Cupcake says:
And in this fantasy, they both end up destroying eachother and I do a jig on their remains
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LMAO
Cupcake says:
Yeah. That's really nice.
Cupcake says:
And now I'm gonna think of that every time I answer the phones
Cupcake says:
And it won't be so bad
Cupcake says:
I like when I send myself an email reminder or whatever and that little box pops up and tells me I have an email
Cupcake says:
But I like it even more when I promptly forget that I just sent myself an email
Cupcake says:
And get really excited
Cupcake says:
Cause I just got an email!
MdrnDayMercutio says:
LOL
Cupcake says:
I'm sure part of it is just me being .. a downer
Cupcake says:
I can't help it sometimes
Cupcake says:
For instance, right now, I feel like I'm going to hurl
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Oh. Fun.
Cupcake says:
And in sharing that with you, I'm being a downer
Cupcake says:
Yeah. Fun is the very first word that came to mind. Followed by Auuurggurgleaugh!
MdrnDayMercutio says:
[Someone's] extremely religious goody two shoes sister, is pregnant
Cupcake says:
Ahh.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
The chick who gave [someone] a talking to when she found she'd had sex.
Cupcake says:
There's always more to a person than you think you know. And a lot of change. Especially with teenagers. And since I don't know her, there's no shock value for me, obviously.
Cupcake says:
And there's a lot of reasons for someone to appear goody two shoes and give talks like she gave [that person]
Cupcake says:
Nonetheless, when it's someone you know, it's always always shocking
Cupcake says:
It's really interesting actually. How, even with all that we know, we can still be taken by surprise.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
She just seemed so... meh. Of all Mel's friends(in school) she'd be the least likely to get preggers imo.
Cupcake says:
A lot of times, that's who it is.
Cupcake says:
: shrug::
MdrnDayMercutio says:
That's a good point.
Cupcake says:
Life is deceptive in and of itself. Add humans, with a hundred layers and secrets and thoughts and personalities ..
MdrnDayMercutio says:
It's always the quiet ones. Unless it's the loud motherfucker with the gun.
Cupcake says:
We like to think we know people a lot more than we actually do.
Cupcake says:
And we convince ourselves of that fact so completely, and set certain personality traits for certain people in stone, and come to expect one thing from one person, that it's always really weird when we realize we really have no clue.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
Interesting.
MdrnDayMercutio says:
I want to change what I said. The least likely of her school friends to get pregnant would have been Ryan actually.
Cupcake says:
I like to turn it around on myself. Like, when I do something and I realize that everyone around me is really surprised, I get surprised by their reaction. Because I always knew I had that certain thing in me and didn't think that it was such an absent trait or action from what everyone else expected of me. It happens more than I think it would. From people I usually think know me better than they do.
Cupcake says:
lol.
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And my newest wav:
Me singing Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra The rest of this day is just counting down the hours to AJ's graduation and my picnic in the park with Tim.