SAVE ME!

[malnpudl]

The dog is trying to KILL ME with her farts.

And of course she adores me and loves to be with me, so she follows me everywhere I go in the house.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

ETA: Now with added comment fic! *GLEE*

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[malnpudl]

*whimpers piteously*

[malnpudl]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[tx_cronopio]

Hee. The joys of dogs!

[malnpudl]

It's not like I changed anything in her diet. No, this is just random FARTS OF DEATH. For absolutely NO REASON.

WOE.

[j00j]

Oh god. I hate that.

The greyhound people all swear yogurt helps reduce gas, but I'm not sure that it really makes things better. But whether or not it's worse without it, Robbie gets a spoonfull of yogurt after he goes out in the yard before bed, because if he doesn't get it he'll STARE AT ME WITH THE GREYHOUND STARE OF PSYCHIC DOOM until he does.

[malnpudl]

Not with Indy. I've tried. No difference one way or the other... although it does help clear up eye goo, so at least there's that. And yeah, she does love it. *g*

Don't know what set her off today. All she's had is her usual Evo kibble breakfast. Maybe she found something dire out in the yard? Heaven knows.

Good thing I madly love the silly little bitch. *g*

[j00j]

Yeah, I'd blame random yard garbage eatin' (or counter-surfing or walk-foraging) if it were my dog. This sometimes does result in really terrifying levels of gas...

[_inbetween_]

It might be some consolation to hear that a kitten weighing less than a kilo manages to do the same. Keep some windows open at all times ...

[malnpudl]

It's amazing how a creature so small can be so LETHAL.

*puts on a sweater and goes to open another window*

[c_regalis]

HEE! ...I mean ow. Or something. *pets you?* (I just showered. I am pretty sure I smell okay right now.)

[timian]

I bet you smell like sunshine.

[_unhurt_]

evil sunshine! she bites, you know!

[c_regalis]

I... there is no such thing as evil sunshine. Hmpf.

(Just you wait until I starve you into compliance in a foreign country where no one speaks you language. Just you wait.)

What?