"You can take your legislative agenda, and shove it up your ass!"
I've got about an hour before I have to leave for work, and I'm delusional enough to think I can squeeze in 2 episodes of The West Wing before I go. Seriously, this addiction is serious. If you've never seen it, OH MY GOD, DROP EVERYTHING AND BUY THE FIRST SEASON AND BASK IN THE GLORY THAT IS PRESIDENT JED BARTLETT'S WHITE HOUSE!!!!
At the very least, go to YouTube and type "West Wing" in the search field. Every vid that comes up on the first page is a bunch of awesome scenes from the series.
Oh, BTW, the sexiest West Wing fanfic... *points to icon*...is totally Josh/Donna ;)