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the black humoured nurses are pleased to introduce the alcohol withdrawals nursing outfit! your choice of a pink bunny or giant lobster suit. scare your delirious patients half to death and right back to life. order now, and for each pink bunny suit you'll get a room with way-too-big furniture!
delirious patient. "is this train going somewhere?"
"yep, as soon you've had your pills...it's the sleeper train to dreamland"