Best Dream Ever
How often do you wake up laughing?
I did. Today,
And here's why:
Last night, I dreamed that I was at an Easter Party with my family when my cell phone rings. I answer, and it's Sarah Palin. She wants me to buy a Buffet in order to help promote voting or something. She's on the phone with me for a little bit (because she had to keep finding forms or something...someone was not very prepared to be selling buffets today), before I realize that I'd really like to return to my party, so I write a line for my mother to say on a napkin: Oh, Jonathan, we need your help with something... She says it, actually putting some emotion into it (kudos, Mum, I believed it) I tell Mrs. Palin that I have to go, but I wish her good luck with the election (I didn't tell her that I'm voting for Obama...that would just be awkward...), and the bitch just hangs up on me.
I would never vote for a VP who hangs up on me in my dreams after failing to sell me a buffet.
Obama '08!
I did. Today,
And here's why:
Last night, I dreamed that I was at an Easter Party with my family when my cell phone rings. I answer, and it's Sarah Palin. She wants me to buy a Buffet in order to help promote voting or something. She's on the phone with me for a little bit (because she had to keep finding forms or something...someone was not very prepared to be selling buffets today), before I realize that I'd really like to return to my party, so I write a line for my mother to say on a napkin: Oh, Jonathan, we need your help with something... She says it, actually putting some emotion into it (kudos, Mum, I believed it) I tell Mrs. Palin that I have to go, but I wish her good luck with the election (I didn't tell her that I'm voting for Obama...that would just be awkward...), and the bitch just hangs up on me.
I would never vote for a VP who hangs up on me in my dreams after failing to sell me a buffet.
Obama '08!