And then SHE said...
Welcome to the Pity Party! I'm your Master Complainer, Britt! Let's have some fun!
Or not.
So my roommate, who I've known since seventh grade, has her boyfriend (who I've known since freshman year of high school) visit her every weekend (or he just says "btw I'm coming up to see you <333~", I really don't know which). And that's fine with me.
Well, when he stays for a weekend.
He has this odd recently-developed habit of coming up here Friday and not leaving until Tuesday (I'm not even sure if he's leaving today or not, actually). And I wasn't bothered by it at first. I thought it was a one time thing.
Sorely mistaken am I.
It's like I've got a third roommate, only it's a dude, and a dude I used to have a crush on. Tell me how awkward that is. FUCKING. AWKWARD. And I feel like a third wheel, especially since they've taken to this new habit of whispering when I'm in the room. They could either go outside or say "Hey, can you give us a couple of minutes?" Shit, I wouldn't mind. It would probably make my lazy ass do some homework while I sat in the study room.
Did I tell you that I change in the closet before I go to bed now? Or when I come back from a shower?
Reason why: My roommate has apparently taken to staying in her pajamas all the time. No big deal, I did that when my parents left for the weekend. Hell I would have been naked the whole time if I didn't think people would be random and drop by for a chat. Anyway, since she's in her pajamas all the time and he just sleeps in what he's wearing, I'm the only one left to change at the end of the day. And the first time he was here, I didn't feel like being weird and saying "Hey dude, can you go outside for a minute while I change?" I'm just weird, I don't know. Anyway, I just moved myself in the closet and changed in there. It wasn't a big deal to me. I just figured that this would be a fine example of subliminal messaging that said "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM PLEASE."
Anyway, after I was done changing in the closet he said "Y'know Britt, you could have said something and I would have gone out..." "Eh, it's okay." MORE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING TO GTFO IN THE FUTURE.
He doesn't speak girl very well, I suppose, since it's now been that way since he stays here. Or I'm just being a moron and an idiot and should just tell him to leave while I change. I prefer blaming him for the purposes of this complaining session.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's nice that he comes to visit his girlfriend. I am incredibly thankful that he takes me and her home on the weekends when she asks. BUT.
I really don't think he needs to stay from Friday to Tuesday. It's. Just. Weird.
[/Pity Party. You can all go home now.]
Or not.
So my roommate, who I've known since seventh grade, has her boyfriend (who I've known since freshman year of high school) visit her every weekend (or he just says "btw I'm coming up to see you <333~", I really don't know which). And that's fine with me.
Well, when he stays for a weekend.
He has this odd recently-developed habit of coming up here Friday and not leaving until Tuesday (I'm not even sure if he's leaving today or not, actually). And I wasn't bothered by it at first. I thought it was a one time thing.
Sorely mistaken am I.
It's like I've got a third roommate, only it's a dude, and a dude I used to have a crush on. Tell me how awkward that is. FUCKING. AWKWARD. And I feel like a third wheel, especially since they've taken to this new habit of whispering when I'm in the room. They could either go outside or say "Hey, can you give us a couple of minutes?" Shit, I wouldn't mind. It would probably make my lazy ass do some homework while I sat in the study room.
Did I tell you that I change in the closet before I go to bed now? Or when I come back from a shower?
Reason why: My roommate has apparently taken to staying in her pajamas all the time. No big deal, I did that when my parents left for the weekend. Hell I would have been naked the whole time if I didn't think people would be random and drop by for a chat. Anyway, since she's in her pajamas all the time and he just sleeps in what he's wearing, I'm the only one left to change at the end of the day. And the first time he was here, I didn't feel like being weird and saying "Hey dude, can you go outside for a minute while I change?" I'm just weird, I don't know. Anyway, I just moved myself in the closet and changed in there. It wasn't a big deal to me. I just figured that this would be a fine example of subliminal messaging that said "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM PLEASE."
Anyway, after I was done changing in the closet he said "Y'know Britt, you could have said something and I would have gone out..." "Eh, it's okay." MORE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING TO GTFO IN THE FUTURE.
He doesn't speak girl very well, I suppose, since it's now been that way since he stays here. Or I'm just being a moron and an idiot and should just tell him to leave while I change. I prefer blaming him for the purposes of this complaining session.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's nice that he comes to visit his girlfriend. I am incredibly thankful that he takes me and her home on the weekends when she asks. BUT.
I really don't think he needs to stay from Friday to Tuesday. It's. Just. Weird.
[/Pity Party. You can all go home now.]