OK, the headline is not actually from the Onion, but James Taranto writing in the Wall Street Journal OpinionJournal's "Best of the Web" column regularly runs a feature he called "Life Imitates the Onion."
Reading through this AP
"analysis," the headline could easily be changed to my suggestion.
I can't really blame the media, embodied here as straight news story, naturally, as lately I've found myself slipping during prayers to God. Subconsciously -- I guess -- I see the comforting and post-partisan face of our 44th President when I should be trying to focus on God.
"Save us Barrack Obama, you're the only one who can help."