Unluckiest Mouse Ever.
I was taking out the trash today, when I realized there was a hole in the bottom of the bag, I put the bag into another bag, and noticed that the hole was not torn, but chewed into existance. I mused over how this could occur, as the bag had been in the trash can; and then I heard skittering in the can. Apparently, this mouse had found his way into the garbage, made his way to the bottom of the can, and created an empire of filth to rule over. I, having upset his applecart, found this hilarious; as I now had him trapped.
He tried to jump out of his 35-gallon kingdom-turned-prison, and I laughed. I took the can outside to my 2nd story balcony, turned the can sideways over the edge, and let him make the decision. He leapt with all of his might, probably not sensing the sheer "gravity" of the situation, landed in the parking lot, and slowly skitytered off into the wild.
Farewell, small mouse, and may your story be a tale of caution to others of your ilk; urging them to stay away from my home.
He tried to jump out of his 35-gallon kingdom-turned-prison, and I laughed. I took the can outside to my 2nd story balcony, turned the can sideways over the edge, and let him make the decision. He leapt with all of his might, probably not sensing the sheer "gravity" of the situation, landed in the parking lot, and slowly skitytered off into the wild.
Farewell, small mouse, and may your story be a tale of caution to others of your ilk; urging them to stay away from my home.