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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I helped chuchuchika hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I bought porn for gingerbreadmonk (-10 points). In April I helped noneuclid see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (150 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
malkavianclown