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smallest penis ever!
i saw the smallest penis ever on an asiand dude in my art 24 class today. it was the size of a peanut. penis? NO MORE LIKE PEANUT! it was so small. i wanted to fling it and see it bounce like a jingle bell. i bet every girl he's ever had sex with is still a virgin.
alana anD I are looking at pictutres of cute boys online!! wooo HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
and some not so cute. AND LISTENING TO TECHHHNO.
ypuo olie youlie
alana says she likes boys who like other boys. she likes gay boys!!!!!! not in bed because hteyr'e not satisfactory.
yessss
no no . yes!
OK REAL ENTRY COMING UP>NO OBNOXIOUS STUPIDITY//.
now i'll transcribe sometihgn alana says:
ALANA: ok. hello, today on the natalya show we are we have a guest who likes to eat poop. (gratuitous laughter) hahaha. um, after 10 years of a ong relationship with ihs horse, he discovered that his real love in life is not hte horse but its poop. erase this and think of somethin better i suoudn supitd.no really. NO REALLY! NOOOO REEEEALLLY NATAAALYA!
yeah she's been in college a semester, look hoow she's progressed.
we boycott DEMI MOORES VAGINA
no more of that shit, not on anyones face. especially not yours we don't like you. stop being a dipshit. the end.
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NOW ITS TIME FOR GERMAN TECHONO. NOT ORDIONARY BUT GERMAN.
ok well expleain why we're on livejournal. were waiting for tim to get back with the beer. then the party continues. but while hes away were riding our buzz and uhhh dancing and playing with my computer! and listenin to music. WOOOOOOooOOoo.
k time to update before ALANA DESTROYS THIS ENTRY TOO.
i saw the smallest penis ever on an asiand dude in my art 24 class today. it was the size of a peanut. penis? NO MORE LIKE PEANUT! it was so small. i wanted to fling it and see it bounce like a jingle bell. i bet every girl he's ever had sex with is still a virgin.
alana anD I are looking at pictutres of cute boys online!! wooo HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
and some not so cute. AND LISTENING TO TECHHHNO.
ypuo olie youlie
alana says she likes boys who like other boys. she likes gay boys!!!!!! not in bed because hteyr'e not satisfactory.
yessss
no no . yes!
OK REAL ENTRY COMING UP>NO OBNOXIOUS STUPIDITY//.
now i'll transcribe sometihgn alana says:
ALANA: ok. hello, today on the natalya show we are we have a guest who likes to eat poop. (gratuitous laughter) hahaha. um, after 10 years of a ong relationship with ihs horse, he discovered that his real love in life is not hte horse but its poop. erase this and think of somethin better i suoudn supitd.no really. NO REALLY! NOOOO REEEEALLLY NATAAALYA!
yeah she's been in college a semester, look hoow she's progressed.
we boycott DEMI MOORES VAGINA
no more of that shit, not on anyones face. especially not yours we don't like you. stop being a dipshit. the end.
\
NOW ITS TIME FOR GERMAN TECHONO. NOT ORDIONARY BUT GERMAN.
ok well expleain why we're on livejournal. were waiting for tim to get back with the beer. then the party continues. but while hes away were riding our buzz and uhhh dancing and playing with my computer! and listenin to music. WOOOOOOooOOoo.
k time to update before ALANA DESTROYS THIS ENTRY TOO.