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[malihalo]

I couldn't find an unwrinkled sweater when I woke up today to go get coffee, so I wore the least wrinkled one. It is still quite wrinkled.

"That's okay. I'm not going to be seeing anyone today or anything."

Ten minutes after I sit down, the most strikingly beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life sits down three feet from me.

"Fuck"