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My nose is obviously rejecting all the things i've ever snorted or stuck up there (my finger included, I KNOW you do it too). I have a fatal case of the sniffles, i'm sure of it. Anyway, I thought my new and improved nose would be able to handle my social life, but it is not up to par. I'm disappointed. Last night I met new people and drank a lot of wine. Yadayadayada = turtleneck.
The first time Phil ever called me, he left a message containing "yadayadayada" on my cell phone and I remember thinking "there is no way I can take this guy seriously" and now we're married. How about that. Phil is stressed about not having the money to take me out places. I tell him I don't care, but I bought a piggy bank the other day and i'm telling Phil it's our mutual fund. I'm so clever. I got 45 minutes of sleep last night, and i'm still going strong. I anticipate passing out at 8.00. It's been raining for years with no end in sight. I'm building an ark. I think i'll need a staple gun.
The first time Phil ever called me, he left a message containing "yadayadayada" on my cell phone and I remember thinking "there is no way I can take this guy seriously" and now we're married. How about that. Phil is stressed about not having the money to take me out places. I tell him I don't care, but I bought a piggy bank the other day and i'm telling Phil it's our mutual fund. I'm so clever. I got 45 minutes of sleep last night, and i'm still going strong. I anticipate passing out at 8.00. It's been raining for years with no end in sight. I'm building an ark. I think i'll need a staple gun.