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If you have a lot of chest hair,
show it like a fob (3X)
Immigration comes to get u,
Marry like a fob (3X)
If a ladki (girl) gives u attitude,
Love her like a fob (3X)
I got the chapals (flip-flops) on my feet,
When I m walkin down the street,
I make the best saag,
When they want smthg to eat.
I m nice FOB, work in I. T.
Call Tech Support, and u get me
I m bachelor, and I work hard
Come marry me, so I can get a green card.
White ppl cant understand me
Their jobs are now in New Delhi
A-N-O-O-P---- D-O-G-G
Cows in the streets,
With the bugs in the sheets.
I m sweating so much,
Like a ladoo in the heat.
Give me a call
Cuase I have all the answers
Cause I m the boss
Of MS-DOS
Outsourcing me for a lower cost,
U should think about it
Take a second!!!!
Hold on, someone’s on the other line
Please call back and we’ll talk another time