An Insult A-Day
5/19
I have a terrible toothache, but compared to you it's a pleasure!
-comedian Jack E. Leonard
5/20
Over the weekend in Indianapolis over 30,000 fans attended a Star Wars convention....
Experts say it was the highest concentration of celibate men since they elected the new pope.
-talk show host Jay Leno
5/21
You're from quebec, yes? French AND Canadian. So that means you're obnoxious AND dull.
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the streets of Quebec
I have a terrible toothache, but compared to you it's a pleasure!
-comedian Jack E. Leonard
5/20
Over the weekend in Indianapolis over 30,000 fans attended a Star Wars convention....
Experts say it was the highest concentration of celibate men since they elected the new pope.
-talk show host Jay Leno
5/21
You're from quebec, yes? French AND Canadian. So that means you're obnoxious AND dull.
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the streets of Quebec