Kristin made time to read the newspaper by not doing anything remotely productive.
Best headline of all time: Police say deadly heist was planned, just not well
Didn't actually read that one...but I'm happy about it. How bad would you feel if you were the criminal right now? I think all crime reporting should insult the intelligence of the offenders.
Why I live in Seattle: Yakima cracking down on thong underwear
Comments range from claiming Yakima now has "fashion police," saying it would institute sharia law (ironic, since I'm sure they would ban Muslims from the county if they could), asking how 16th century Puritans were elected, and calling the Yakima leadership left-wing socialists.
Most surprising news: Russian historian blames Poland for World War II
I knew Poland was behind the whole thing! It was so obvious.
Didn't actually read that one...but I'm happy about it. How bad would you feel if you were the criminal right now? I think all crime reporting should insult the intelligence of the offenders.
Why I live in Seattle: Yakima cracking down on thong underwear
Comments range from claiming Yakima now has "fashion police," saying it would institute sharia law (ironic, since I'm sure they would ban Muslims from the county if they could), asking how 16th century Puritans were elected, and calling the Yakima leadership left-wing socialists.
Most surprising news: Russian historian blames Poland for World War II
I knew Poland was behind the whole thing! It was so obvious.