What Barbie R you?????????????????????????
Michigan Barbies
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>Bloomfield Barbie: This Princess Barbie is only sold at Somerset. She
>comes with an assortment of Burberry, Kate Spade and Prada handbags (not
>the knock-offs), a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant
>mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
>lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
>
>Rochester Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie comes with 2.1 kids and is
>available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets
>lost easily and can be spotted on cell phone. Traffic jamming cell phone
>sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
>
>Grosse Pointe Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
>car or a souped up Hummer 2 Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit
>card and country club membe rship. Also available for this set are Shallow
>Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
>
>Roseville/Madison Heights/Eastpointe/Warren Barbie: This model comes
>dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and
>has a tattoo of a rose on her shoulder. She has big hair, a six pack of
>Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over five feet and
>can kick mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her
>pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper stickers
>absolutely free.
>
>Birmingham Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
>leopard-print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while she entertains
>friends at the club. Percocet and Vicodin prescriptions available.
>
>Ann Arbor Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu, has long g ray hair and
>archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt.&n bsp;
She prefers
>that you call her Willow.
>
>Downriver Barbie: This chain-smoking, brassy-haired, Barbie has a pair of
>her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
>her beer-gut boyfriend out of Club Dance. Her make-up is dark red lip
>liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at
>all. Her ensemble includes low-rise, acid-washed jeans with assorted
>colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through
>halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a
>rusty old Ford pickup.
>
>Hamtramck Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released
>in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white
>pantyhose, sneakers and a bad haircut.
>
>Royal Oak Barbie: This Barbie comes with a short haircut and her life
>partner, Debbie. They come with their own loft apartment and SUV, with a
>rainbow sticker on the bu mper.
>
>Divorcee Barbie: She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
>
some one forwarded this to me and I thought is was funny. What Barbie are you?
>
>Bloomfield Barbie: This Princess Barbie is only sold at Somerset. She
>comes with an assortment of Burberry, Kate Spade and Prada handbags (not
>the knock-offs), a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant
>mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
>lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
>
>Rochester Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie comes with 2.1 kids and is
>available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets
>lost easily and can be spotted on cell phone. Traffic jamming cell phone
>sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
>
>Grosse Pointe Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
>car or a souped up Hummer 2 Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit
>card and country club membe rship. Also available for this set are Shallow
>Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
>
>Roseville/Madison Heights/Eastpointe/Warren Barbie: This model comes
>dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and
>has a tattoo of a rose on her shoulder. She has big hair, a six pack of
>Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over five feet and
>can kick mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her
>pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper stickers
>absolutely free.
>
>Birmingham Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
>leopard-print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while she entertains
>friends at the club. Percocet and Vicodin prescriptions available.
>
>Ann Arbor Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu, has long g ray hair and
>archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt.&n bsp;
She prefers
>that you call her Willow.
>
>Downriver Barbie: This chain-smoking, brassy-haired, Barbie has a pair of
>her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
>her beer-gut boyfriend out of Club Dance. Her make-up is dark red lip
>liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at
>all. Her ensemble includes low-rise, acid-washed jeans with assorted
>colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through
>halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a
>rusty old Ford pickup.
>
>Hamtramck Barbie: This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released
>in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white
>pantyhose, sneakers and a bad haircut.
>
>Royal Oak Barbie: This Barbie comes with a short haircut and her life
>partner, Debbie. They come with their own loft apartment and SUV, with a
>rainbow sticker on the bu mper.
>
>Divorcee Barbie: She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
>
some one forwarded this to me and I thought is was funny. What Barbie are you?