Evasive Manuevers
Today I was taken to a mysterious place that smelled of other Animals. I protested, but she did not listen. I'd never been in a box like that before.
Although, they thought that they could break me with some sort of "Needle Torture." First there were two of them that came to "torture" me. I was un-phased. But then I met a relentless fellow. He was not satisfied with my first reaction. So he tried I again. I never flinched. I never faltered. One of them put a rather nasty tasting substance on my back. I licked it to see what it was. Only to foam at the mouth. I was displeased.
They put their hands in my mouth. They made me eat things. They poked me. And I came home a braver and stronger Ninja.
I even got a Ninja bed.