Venting
Ok. To all you men folks out there.
If you're married, engaged, dating someone seriously, in an exclusive relationship or in some way 'taken'...
QUIT hitting on, asking out, and or sexually advancing on single women.
Let me tell you, there is nothing that pisses me off more than getting interested in a guy only to find out he's either 'just looking for sex on the side' or 'just looking to see who's out there while he's stringing someone else along'.
and if by some MIRACLE you pass the first set of criteria, let me just point out a few other issues.
Don't cry on a first date. There is no acceptable reason to have an emotional break down when you're FIRST meeting someone.
No means no, especially when its the same question asked 100 different ways. No. I don't want to go ballroom dancing. No. I don't want to learn the pachanga. No, I could care less about doing salsa. Yes. I think you're gay for pushing this so much.
JUST because a woman has male friends does not mean she fucked them. I'm sorry if I happen to run into a male friend or two if we go out in public in the city in which I live or work. A few hi's and hello's does not equal me whoring myself out to the entire population. Which brings me to the next point, don't be a pussy and 'never come back from the bathroom' because you get intimidated by the number of men I know who we run into at a place you picked out. Asshole.
Don't order the food for someone you don't know. I don't like seafood, therefore, the lobster bisque does not appeal to me. Maybe I have an allergy. If I specifically inform you, I can't drink because I have to work in a few hours, don't get mad that I didn't drink the fucking champagne.
If you can't be on time. Call. If you can't be on time, and want to push it back 30 minutes, ..if you can't make it in 30 minutes. Call and RESCHEDULE. There is no point in calling every few minutes to keep pushing dates back. Also. Don't be a dick and have dinner with your friends Before going on a dinner date.
Don't ask a girl to a funeral as a first date.
Don't tell someone your 'fiance' is your 'roommate'.
Don't. Just don't.
If you're married, engaged, dating someone seriously, in an exclusive relationship or in some way 'taken'...
QUIT hitting on, asking out, and or sexually advancing on single women.
Let me tell you, there is nothing that pisses me off more than getting interested in a guy only to find out he's either 'just looking for sex on the side' or 'just looking to see who's out there while he's stringing someone else along'.
and if by some MIRACLE you pass the first set of criteria, let me just point out a few other issues.
Don't cry on a first date. There is no acceptable reason to have an emotional break down when you're FIRST meeting someone.
No means no, especially when its the same question asked 100 different ways. No. I don't want to go ballroom dancing. No. I don't want to learn the pachanga. No, I could care less about doing salsa. Yes. I think you're gay for pushing this so much.
JUST because a woman has male friends does not mean she fucked them. I'm sorry if I happen to run into a male friend or two if we go out in public in the city in which I live or work. A few hi's and hello's does not equal me whoring myself out to the entire population. Which brings me to the next point, don't be a pussy and 'never come back from the bathroom' because you get intimidated by the number of men I know who we run into at a place you picked out. Asshole.
Don't order the food for someone you don't know. I don't like seafood, therefore, the lobster bisque does not appeal to me. Maybe I have an allergy. If I specifically inform you, I can't drink because I have to work in a few hours, don't get mad that I didn't drink the fucking champagne.
If you can't be on time. Call. If you can't be on time, and want to push it back 30 minutes, ..if you can't make it in 30 minutes. Call and RESCHEDULE. There is no point in calling every few minutes to keep pushing dates back. Also. Don't be a dick and have dinner with your friends Before going on a dinner date.
Don't ask a girl to a funeral as a first date.
Don't tell someone your 'fiance' is your 'roommate'.
Don't. Just don't.