McDonalds

Jul 01, 2005 02:09


My title does have some significance, just let me get to it.

HOKAY
Here goes the day now, I hope you wore your thinking hat. So I woke up today and fucking 8:30 in the am. Talk about stupid since I fell asleep so damn late. I was watching the murder trial on some comedian because for some reason.. murders make me giddy. So anyways, I was actually watching TV for like.. once. And this guy Phil Hartman got murdered by his wife, they decided to investigate further into it and why she had done such a cruel thing to this man. So they are talking about how she was in her teenage years, she was depressed and she started getting in to drugs and alcohol for instant relief. [I'm guessing she must have been a real idiot because the relief is only temporary, come on ALL STONERS KNOW THAT] so anyways, she wanted to become a model/actress, you know everyones ambition. [how fucking typical] so she needed to get a roll on a commercial thinking this would begin to be her big break, obviously it wasn't because nobody knew who the heck she was. But anyways, she starred in this commercial with Phil Hartman and what not and they began to talk and got to know eachother. Later on, as if you wouldn't have guessed, they began to hang out and get to know eachother. POOF as soon as you know it they got married and had a kid. She was still depressed because she was only known as his wife, she had not claimed a spot of fame as her own. [Boo freaking hoo] then she later on resorted to doing coke and drinking again. Well one night while her and her friend were out they had a couple drinks and she got home went upstairs to where he was sleeping, then shot him. How many times you ask? 3 times. Talk about insane. So then she goes to his friends house and tells him "I shot Phil" he didn't believe her at all until well he went over to see and found him dead on the bed with three gun shots in him. So they called the police and before they came, she laid next to him in bed and shot herself as well. Tada!

Ahh you gotta love those murder suicide cases.

&&Nothing says white trash like a woman that has such a good situated family but does drugs and drink like every night.

So aside from that randomness let me start with my day now.
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I got up at 8:30 like I said, so I could go register at the library for a position since I need to start up the whole service hour thing. So I get there and BENNY! says there aren't any positions that he knows of so he'll go and look to see if he can find any. He finds one and writes my name in the spot, but we needed to verify it. So we had to wait about 15 more minutes until the woman came just so she could say no to us. Thats not the worse part, the worse part is I start the library when I start school. Ghey! But eh, anyways, so we scidaddle out of that place and go to Einsteins for a bagel. I got Cinamon sugar =B. Twas good/orgasmic. Except for the part where the sides were burned. So I get home and go on the computer for a couple mins and play WARCRAFT! Of course. And my mom is all wanting to go to Walmart. Score. So I gladly accept the offer and force my brother to go along as well. I showed her a trail of ants in the bathroom that have been bugging me [/pun] and she gets all in her "Exterminator" mode and begins getting the caulking gun and bug spray as she sprays and caulks franitically. So while my brother and I wait, I learned how to solo like uber fast. Finally after that was done we were ready to go to Walmart. We get there and my mom is all giddy because we were speding time. Yeah thats fun lemme tell you. So my bro and I had to find toothbrushes with a good price, of course I found the right ones but Andrew insisted that the ones he found were better. So we take those to her, and we go off to look at the games. The new Star Fox game is just like the one for 64, don't buy it! So then I say "Andrew, you need new clothes" so we look around and find some nice shirts, and he tries them on, as hes trying them on, my mom comes along and its like.. woah, hi? So they fit yada yada he bought them. We go in line and I see toothbrushes [the ones I originally picked out] I decided to rub that in Andrew's face for a bit. Then he wanted a pink lemonade, so he.. got one. Then I remembered "Omfgz Gauntlet is due back today at Blockbuster" and hes all omfg. So I made a plan on what to do when we got home.

We get home and I quickly get my blades on/get my backpack/get a water bottle/bring money. And we are off. So he is biking while I blade off to Blockbuster, and its all.. hot out. We finally got to Blockbuster, turns out there is no late fee for us. ^_^. Then I kept my shoes on and we went to McDonalds. My blades were in my backpack and wow I looked like a hobo. So hes all "What do you want from McDonalds?" I say "A cheeseburger and medium fries, what are you getting?" Hes like .. "A drink". How gay. So I said, "What about food?" And hes all "I don't have enough" so I let him use my money. So we are fucking hungry and we go off to Joey's house. Then I thought we shouldn't eat there since it would feel wrong so we ate on the sidewalk.. we are such..

BUMS!

As we eat, people drive by and just.. stare. So then we went to Joey's house, finally. And he wasn't there.. DSLfjal;dfj!!!!!!!!!!!.alkfsdf;lkajdsfl;ajsfdj!!!!!

Whatever, so we go home my friend called me, we talked. She had to go, I napped. Then it was like.. 5 and I'm like, shizz I need to go somewhere today. So I finally woke up and got ready, then it was off to Huntington. Oh, joy. It was chaos there, there were so many immature kids there, running around screaming their heads off, as if we were under attack by Iraquis. Yeah so that ended, I got home, went online, yada yada. Yeah from then on it gets boring. Oh Danny called me today :D So I talked to him. He was at Oasis and I was supposed to go.. heh. I didn't get to. I got so pissed at my mom because I need to hang out with Erika or I'll die! So while I was talking to Danny he was all "Someone wants to talk to you" and I'm like.. uh? So he gives some chick the phone and we are having a casual conversation, until her name comes up. Her name was Syndee. :O Chris' girlfriend. :O! She was all "I've heard alot about you.." I wonder why. I hope it wasn't anything bad either. Shes a really nice person though. :D. So we talked then Danny came back and well I'm going to hang out with him Saturday with Erika if she can go. I gotta call her tomorrow. Ok well thats all folks. Have a nice night. Well day since its 2am.
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