Bring out your dead!!!
Modest Mouse covered Slayer's "South of Heaven" and Cradle of Filth is nominated for a Grammy? Bah, what is this world coming to...? Ye ghouls! Most interesting turn of events indeed.
Nay, 'tis truly the reason for lamenting this season. Oh Dido, you're fate was much worse than the curse of Sardonicus choking on his own saliva. Brueghel did you much injustice by not embellishing the rape of Rome at the hands of the Visigoths. The sirens must flock to a new direction. Singing: again a chandelier. *Note: not another breather. Close your eyes and let your family eat, jesuschrist!
Are you sexually amused these days?