FUNNIEST TRUE STORY.
This is something that happened to corey...let him tell you through this convo i had with him:
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
dude so what is the story with the guy that offered you 100 bucks?
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
lol
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
read the blog did ya
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i'll tell it to you here
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
ok
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
although it's funnier in person
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i'm lifeguarding at this pool in west new york
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
which was a good six miles from where i lived
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i had to walk there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i'm at the pool there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and this guy keeps talking to me
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
uh huh
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he's hanging over the edge of the pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and i suspected that he was staring at me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
kinda made me uncomfortable
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways, when i work, i like having the tenants say good things about me so i may have been a little too nice to this guy
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he ends up finding out that i walked all the way there from fort lee
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and he offers me a ride home when i got off later that night
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i kept saying no i'm fine, but he kept insisting
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i eventually gave in trying to be nice
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
haha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he had to leave and he asked what time the pool closed so he could pick me up
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i told him the official time hoping that it wouldn't be that busy so i could duck out early
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and avoid him
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
this guy did a couple other things while we were at the pool that weirded me out
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
like?
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he made some sort of comment like almost calling me cute
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahahah'
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and then when i was skimming the pool near the edge, he grabbed me and pretended to push me in
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
how old was he
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
like 50 something
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
actually before i go on with what happens he asked if i had the internet
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
later after the whole incident i had a feeling that he'd have a myspace
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahahaha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and i actually found it
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
link me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
which is why my profile is friends only now
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
or tell me what to search for
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea just promise you won't say anything to him
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
i wont i swear
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
it's why i didn't put it in my blog
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
ok
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
here's the link
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=28514657
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
LOL
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea this guy was huge by the way
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
like above 250 pounds
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
maybe 300
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways later that night around 8 he comes by again
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
as if checking to see i'm still there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
then he leaves
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and there is a window that you can kind of see into the lobby from the pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i thought i kept seeing him there but i wasn't sure
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i don't end up leaving early because there were actually people using the pool that were staying late
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
first time it actually happened at that pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
luck wasn't with me that night
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i get out at nine and see no one in the lobby waiting for me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i quickly leave so he wouldn't see me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i step outside the door
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and he is waiting in the car
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i'm an idiot and i go in
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
since he was already there and stuff, i didn't want to be rude and tell him no
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
yea i get that haha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i knew it wasn't the best decision after we are driving through west ny and he says there's a good gay scene here
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i say something indifferent like "that's nice"
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so we're driving down and suddenly he grabs me knee
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahah
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i instantly move it to the right away from him hoping that he'd get the hint
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
later on the road he asks if i want to make $100
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i instantly respond no!
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so he says nothing and drives a little more
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
then he decides to elaborate
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he says that he'll suck my dick for $100
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
at that point i got the hell out of there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
during the drive i already planned to be dropped off at a totally different apt complex from the one i lived to throw him off but i didn't even make it there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i called my boss and told him that there was no way i was going to work west ny again
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
dude thats hardcore
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea some crazy people that's for sure
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
going around paying people less than half their age
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i even said i wasn't gay and he was like "you don't have to be" it's 100
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
lollllllll
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
can i post this friends only on livejournal
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
sure
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
dude so what is the story with the guy that offered you 100 bucks?
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
lol
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
read the blog did ya
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i'll tell it to you here
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
ok
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
although it's funnier in person
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i'm lifeguarding at this pool in west new york
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
which was a good six miles from where i lived
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i had to walk there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i'm at the pool there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and this guy keeps talking to me
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
uh huh
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he's hanging over the edge of the pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and i suspected that he was staring at me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
kinda made me uncomfortable
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways, when i work, i like having the tenants say good things about me so i may have been a little too nice to this guy
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he ends up finding out that i walked all the way there from fort lee
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and he offers me a ride home when i got off later that night
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i kept saying no i'm fine, but he kept insisting
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i eventually gave in trying to be nice
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
haha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he had to leave and he asked what time the pool closed so he could pick me up
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i told him the official time hoping that it wouldn't be that busy so i could duck out early
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and avoid him
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
this guy did a couple other things while we were at the pool that weirded me out
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
like?
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he made some sort of comment like almost calling me cute
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahahah'
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and then when i was skimming the pool near the edge, he grabbed me and pretended to push me in
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
how old was he
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
like 50 something
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
actually before i go on with what happens he asked if i had the internet
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
later after the whole incident i had a feeling that he'd have a myspace
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahahaha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and i actually found it
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
link me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
which is why my profile is friends only now
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
or tell me what to search for
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea just promise you won't say anything to him
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
i wont i swear
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
it's why i didn't put it in my blog
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
ok
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
here's the link
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=28514657
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
LOL
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea this guy was huge by the way
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
like above 250 pounds
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
maybe 300
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways later that night around 8 he comes by again
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
as if checking to see i'm still there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
then he leaves
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and there is a window that you can kind of see into the lobby from the pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i thought i kept seeing him there but i wasn't sure
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i don't end up leaving early because there were actually people using the pool that were staying late
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
first time it actually happened at that pool
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
luck wasn't with me that night
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
anyways i get out at nine and see no one in the lobby waiting for me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i quickly leave so he wouldn't see me
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i step outside the door
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
and he is waiting in the car
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i'm an idiot and i go in
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
since he was already there and stuff, i didn't want to be rude and tell him no
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
yea i get that haha
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i knew it wasn't the best decision after we are driving through west ny and he says there's a good gay scene here
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i say something indifferent like "that's nice"
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so we're driving down and suddenly he grabs me knee
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
hahah
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i instantly move it to the right away from him hoping that he'd get the hint
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
later on the road he asks if i want to make $100
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i instantly respond no!
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so he says nothing and drives a little more
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
then he decides to elaborate
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
he says that he'll suck my dick for $100
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
at that point i got the hell out of there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
during the drive i already planned to be dropped off at a totally different apt complex from the one i lived to throw him off but i didn't even make it there
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
so i called my boss and told him that there was no way i was going to work west ny again
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
dude thats hardcore
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
yea some crazy people that's for sure
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
going around paying people less than half their age
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
i even said i wasn't gay and he was like "you don't have to be" it's 100
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
lollllllll
Knucklehead McSpazatron says:
can i post this friends only on livejournal
Coreeeeeeeeyyyyyyy! says:
sure