So I told "fucking Carol" to stop being a little bitch
OKAY. wow.
Thursday night I went over to Emily's so we could party hard with her lifeguards, but then it was raining and shit so we partied with Joe instead. lol.
Friday- I ate some Taco Bell and just chillaxed with Anthony and Xander all night @ my boat.
Saturday- During the day I did nothing really, went to Guitar center with Mike Tony and Xander, and hit up Coldstone on Gratiot.
Saturday Night- Possibly one of the funniest nights of my life. It started with this drunk friend of my Dad's who was the funniest fucking guy. He sat there for an hour telling us jokes.
"If a house was on fire, who would escape first? Two lesbians or two queers?
Well I think the lesbians would be out, lickety split,
But the queers would still be packing shit"
And when he met me,
" Your name is Annie? Annie, I'll remember that, because the only woman I ever loved was named Annie. No seriously I would have married Annie, there was only one problem. Annie was a slut! We would have been married, had she signed a damn prenump."
OKAY. So after that hillarioisity, the kids left the boat to go see the Skeleton Key. Anthony had a good buzz going at this time, and he was fucking hillarious. Like- there are no words to describe how rediculous he was. So Anthony's friend Mark came and picked him up to go to a party. So we're standing in line to buy tickets and...
Tony: Are we really going to watch a fucking movie? I'm going to fall asleep if we do
Annie: I don't really want to.
Xander: Let's go blow something up!
Annie: Let's go back to your house and get drunk!
Mike: Let's go somke weed!
The people in line around us were like WHAT THE FUCK!?
So we go back to Mike's house, and meet up with Anthony and Mark again.
The rest of the night was funny too, basically we got drunk and spent the night at Mike's house while feeding some BullShit to the parents so they would let us.
Thursday night I went over to Emily's so we could party hard with her lifeguards, but then it was raining and shit so we partied with Joe instead. lol.
Friday- I ate some Taco Bell and just chillaxed with Anthony and Xander all night @ my boat.
Saturday- During the day I did nothing really, went to Guitar center with Mike Tony and Xander, and hit up Coldstone on Gratiot.
Saturday Night- Possibly one of the funniest nights of my life. It started with this drunk friend of my Dad's who was the funniest fucking guy. He sat there for an hour telling us jokes.
"If a house was on fire, who would escape first? Two lesbians or two queers?
Well I think the lesbians would be out, lickety split,
But the queers would still be packing shit"
And when he met me,
" Your name is Annie? Annie, I'll remember that, because the only woman I ever loved was named Annie. No seriously I would have married Annie, there was only one problem. Annie was a slut! We would have been married, had she signed a damn prenump."
OKAY. So after that hillarioisity, the kids left the boat to go see the Skeleton Key. Anthony had a good buzz going at this time, and he was fucking hillarious. Like- there are no words to describe how rediculous he was. So Anthony's friend Mark came and picked him up to go to a party. So we're standing in line to buy tickets and...
Tony: Are we really going to watch a fucking movie? I'm going to fall asleep if we do
Annie: I don't really want to.
Xander: Let's go blow something up!
Annie: Let's go back to your house and get drunk!
Mike: Let's go somke weed!
The people in line around us were like WHAT THE FUCK!?
So we go back to Mike's house, and meet up with Anthony and Mark again.
The rest of the night was funny too, basically we got drunk and spent the night at Mike's house while feeding some BullShit to the parents so they would let us.