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Summary of Emily and Anastasia's late night Retardocity:
Emily: I don't know what to do...
Me: When life gives you lemons... Make lemonade!!!!
Emily: I already have the lemonade, I just doon't know if I want to drink it....
Me: OBEY YOUR THIRST!
(LAUGHTER AND TRIP TO FRIDGE FOR MORE CHOCOLATE)
Emily: No, but seriously, help me, I need advice...
Me: Uhm... advice... Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
Emily: Are you retarded?
Me: Too many cooks spoil the pot!
Emily: That's not helping!!!
Me: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!!!
Emily: I'm going to kill you...
Ask and you shall receive.
Emily: I don't know what to do...
Me: When life gives you lemons... Make lemonade!!!!
Emily: I already have the lemonade, I just doon't know if I want to drink it....
Me: OBEY YOUR THIRST!
(LAUGHTER AND TRIP TO FRIDGE FOR MORE CHOCOLATE)
Emily: No, but seriously, help me, I need advice...
Me: Uhm... advice... Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
Emily: Are you retarded?
Me: Too many cooks spoil the pot!
Emily: That's not helping!!!
Me: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!!!
Emily: I'm going to kill you...
Ask and you shall receive.