Attention Wendy
Guess what? I locked myself out of your house just now (1:30 am). Fun part is: i have your table. Part of it is in your house, the other part is now in my house (emer effer weights a ton), and tomorrow morning (prolly 9 am ish) I will be calling yo ubecause you need to tell the concierge that I need access to your key. I cant believe this has happened. Ugh