Start here. Then read this. And this.
And finally: Since the last contest went so well, let's try this again. I've never had a fantasy basketball team before, mostly because basketball sucks. But Krass convinced me to do it, so here I am, once again without a name for a team. Similar rules as lat time, except that it should now involve basketball somehow, should not be a retarded "balls" joke, and Rapa isn't in the league, so insulting his mother loses effect. What's Butchko's mom's name again? GIVE ME NAMES!