OOH! A contest!

[malibonobo]

To anyone that reads this:

Please name my Fantasy Hockey Team. I can't think of a name and it's driving me crazy. Here's some food for thought:

1) Must be under 20 characters
2) Must be funny
3) Bonus points if it somehow involves alcohol
4) Bonus points if it actually has something to do with hockey or ice or skating or something hockey-ish like

Comments

[bigboybenny]

PUCKER UP, MARGIE

You'll notice that:

1. Pucker connotes puck which relates to hockey.

2. Pucker is a type of alcohol. (Smullen bought it for my after-bachelor party, I do believe.)

3. There is a sexual euphemism involved with Rapa's mother, but it is not overly vulgar or distasteful.

4. This, all in less than 20 characters.

[eeviolet]

I really like this one. I'm voting for Ben's suggestion, especially since I am not feelin' super creative and/or witty today. :)

...except possibly incorporating our "strange sightings" at the Phillies game into a hockey/alcohol reference...It could be done, I think.

[malibonobo]

Yes, this one is very good! I might re-work it with "Margie Puckers" so that we also get some obscene connotations. This one is by far the front-runner. Good work Benny!!

[studlypastry]

OOOOOH, yeah. Margie Puckers is good. Very nice, Ben. And a nice rearrangement to you, Pedro.

[malibonobo]

what "strange sightings?" You mean, I could call my team:

-Section 305
-The Fighting Santas
-Dellucci's Hoochies
-Team Unsound Fundamentals
-The Condom in the Box
-Dollar Hot Dogs
-Brewerytown Plastic Bottles
-The Underside of Mary Fusco's Bridge?

[studlypastry]

Fuck you. Die.

[bigboybenny]

Don't worry. It's over 20 characters.